Your ultra orthodox neighbor, who’s never seen a movie or anything, gets married and starts having kids, and although you’ve known about sex since you were like 9, you’re still not sure how you’re even going to hold your husband’s hand for the first time when you get married.
“Shabbos starts in five minutes!!”
Ok… Which is more important, showering or makeup?
Someone who dresses like this gets to live in Eretz Yisroel, but I don’t.
"Oh! I have the perfect shidduch for your younger sister!"
Umm… what about me?
Being angry that your dad doesn’t spend more time out of the house… learning Torah.
Going to Israel for a year for a super spiritual seminary experience and then coming home to the family that raised you.
Doing something you know you shouldn’t and just knowing that you’re the reason Moshiach isn’t here yet.